KINCH'S CORNER
Brought to you by Lasse Kinch
Date: 2/6-02
Kinch's corner, camels & more
Hi All! There hasn't been much action in the TWHL this past weekend so I don't see a need for me to look at the divisions this week. MMB's analyzis seemed pretty acurate.
Trading is still slow, LA GM Wayne is reportedly upset over a missing vote from the review board. This reporter knows of its where abouts, a camel ate it.
The fact that we haven't seen any games lately haven't effected the contents of MMB's and Jim Carr's PRs though. As usual they are attacking the Ratz organization and their players. We all know that the main reason for picking at someone is jealousy. Knowing this I can only come to one conclusion and that is that both Carr and MMB would love to come and work here in Stockholm, well guess what, you can't!
GM Nilsson asked me to tell you that Stockholm lost all interest for Adam "Happy Gilmore" Sandler when he found out that he wanted a camel clause added to his contract. Apparently Gilmore demanded to have a secret clause added to his contract guarenting him to spend at least 2 hours a day among the camels. Gilmore was especially interested in the new breed of camels breed by GMs Wayne and Ryan.
The rumors saying that Ratz fans should be weary of Dio is false. He is more popular than ever. GM Nilsson is considering to bring him on the roadtrips aswell.
GM Nilsson has now fired the guy in the ticket window that denied Paul McCartney entry to a Ratz game earlier this week. Paul doesn't play metal, but is still welcome to attend our games.
Next up for the Ratz is a home game against Hated Taipei. Donald Audette were recently promoted from Ping Tung after having turned into a real superstar. Taipei has now had 123456789e23 positive farm rerates since trading for all those 72-73 rated players during the TWHL2 stat keeper strike.
Rio GM Jason referred to MMB as a slanderous liar in a conversation with GM Nilsson earlier tonight. Imagine that, MMB isn't just a slut, sleezebag and a filthy camel lover. He is a slanderous liar aswell. Who is surprised ?, No one! Thats what I thought.
GM Jason will probably deny to having said the above things. What would that make him ? yeah thats right, a slanderous liar :)
Tim Curry can calm down, I've talked with Foote, he has no intention of ever playing the part of Frank-N-Furter. "I don't have the legs for that part", Foote's replied when asked about it.
Carr reported that The Ratz organization has been looking for serial killers. We can't confirm this but I know this much, Stockholm Mascots Rummel & Rabalder are widely known for their connection with the Swedish Mob, also known as the "Pizza familiy".
Jimmy Waite has some interesting things to say, imagine how good a goalie he could have been if he would have spent all that time training instead of researching about camels.
GM Pat of the Pot Smoking Leafs is tired of reading about camels. I guess I better not mention camels again.
Martin Brodeur of the Hated Taipei is rumored to have found and used an elven ring. Apparently he was so scared of being caught using one that he played without it in a recent game against Toronto. The result: Toronto 6 Taipei 1. I'm now almost certain that the rumors regarding the ring was true.